Don't Even Think of an Elephant, George Lakoff

https://www.amazon.com/Dont-Think-Elephant-Debate-Progressives/dp/1931498717

Here it is 2006 already, and I just have to get caught up with my reading with writing in the Blog. To finish up Lakoff and the Elephant, I’d like to reiterate that this is a very short, very easy read that allows people from either side to see how the left thinks of itself and thinks of conservatives. The guy deserves a lot of credit for his honesty, if not necessarily for his insight. As he gets to the back of the book he is busy rallying his troops to take on the evil conservatives. A lot of his advice certainly applies equally well to both sides, here are some examples and discussion:

• “Never answer a question framed in your opponent’s point of view. Always re-frame the question to fit your values and your frames.” If both sides follow this simple rule, then the shouting matches should at least be “all about frames”.

• I love this one; “Their health care would be covered by having the top 2% pay the same taxes they used to pay. It’s only fair that the wealthy pay for their own lifestyles, and that people who provide those lifestyles get paid fairly for it.”. A of the liberal model in a nutshell here:

“Fairness”, the emphasis above is his. Liberals are nearly as expert on fairness as 6yr olds. He uses “fairness” twice (and who but a meta-physician, 6yr old, or liberal could be certain about “fairness”?) and uses “payment” twice and manages to be wrong both times. The liberal sees all assets and income as “owned” by the government, so a “wealthy person” getting a tax cut is “taking money from the government” (and therefore not “paying for their lifestyle"), where a person getting the benefit of a government program is getting “paid” for something that they have “earned” by just existing. Liberals have a lot of "basic rights", such as to "a living wage", "retirement", or "healthcare". The liberal universe somehow just hands these "rights" out of the random godless ether.

The general rule is that private property, business, competition, and the market are NOT FAIR, where congress, endless government bureaucracy ARE “fair”. There are whole books written on the philosophy of that decision, but a liberal simply takes that on faith. They KNOW, in a way that is about as close as they come to religious faith, that any society that didn’t put them on some sort of "easy street" HAS to be grossly unfair.

• “People know how to spend their money better than the government. Reframe: The government has made very wise investments in tax-payer money.” … as if that was new. Democrats have been trying to call government spending “investment” for a very long time … it is one of their oldest and moldiest frames.

• “Use wedge issues, cases where your opponent will violate some belief he holds no matter what he says. Example: Suppose he brings up abortion. Raise the issue of military rape treatment. Women soldiers who are raped (by our own soldiers in Iraq, or on military bases) …. The wedge: If he agrees, he sanctions abortion, in government supported facilities no less, where doctors would have to be trained and facilities provided for terminating pregnancies. If he disagrees, he dishonors our women soldiers who are putting their lives on the line for him. To the women it is like being raped twice-once by the criminal soldier and once by a self-righteous conservative.”

Lucifer would be proud; I suspect Lakoff really enjoyed writing this. First of all, he gets to call BOTH our soldiers and conservatives “rapists”, which fits well with his basic frame. The concept is great too … the idea that someone would have to deal with “conflicting beliefs” and weigh the “greater good”, or “lesser evil” is a foreign concept to a liberal … John Kerry was a master. Why not just courageously take ALL positions? It does sound so much like a lot of the basic discussions between Lucifer and both God the Father and the Son. How proudly and smugly the trap is set where one would have to make a moral choice … a trap that a liberal who has judiciously avoided any concept of “righteousness”, self or otherwise, is completely secure of ever having to face. Such dilemmas are indeed a part of a life of real morals and values, as opposed to the kind of make believe “values” conjured up on the spur of the moment if they appear to be needed to win some more votes.

Much like any other rape, there is a crime, but it wasn’t committed by the fetus. The liberal should be asked how prevalent rape is among our service people (since he raised the issue), and if it is an issue, then is that a sign that women are integrating well into the military services? The idea that they should be integrated was a very strong liberal position, without which this “wedge” is removed.

• “Remember once more that our goal is to unite our country behind our values, the best of traditional American values. Right-wing ideologues need to divide our country via a nasty cultural civil war. They need discord and shouting and name-calling and put-downs. We win with civil discourse and respectful cooperative conversation. Why? Because it is an instance of the nurturant model at the level of communication and our job is to evoke and maintain the nurturant model.”

I guess that means that Gay marriage has always been here, there have always been a ton of issues with the use of the term “God”, or “Christmas” in the public square, and abortion was always completely legal and government funded?  Therefore, “Conservatives” are really radicals, and liberals are actually “traditionalists”? Prayer had never been allowed in schools or the public square, and conservatives are trying to force it in to "create division" for purely political purposes? One wonders what planet George has been on?

It seems that what he must be seeing is that prior to say the ‘80s the liberal agenda was moving forward with only token objection from some far-right Christians with no organization, a few whimpers from Bill Buckley and then of course Ronald Reagan, an aging actor that the country was nuts to elect. Things have changed since ’80, but it is a lot like the Crusades. They are depicted as “offense”, but they only started after the Muslims had taken Spain and were starting to push into France. It is true that the counterattack went all the way to Jerusalem, but a lot like the Arabs attacking Israel, it might be wise not to whimper TOO much when you find out that the door to the bear’s cage that you were poking with a sharp stick turned out to not be locked.

There is some degree of a “culture war”, but the real complaint from the left ought to be “we never thought they would actually fight”.

I’m going to give up now, but I know I’ve failed to capture the unique combination of smugness, cluelessness, and chilling duplicity that Lakoff brings to the table. This ought to be required reading for any conservative that has any illusions of “reasonableness” or “fairness” from the other side of the barricades. The left deals in abstractions, don’t be taken in. God is a real God of real order, and the other is abstract "god" of chaos (although that god is supported by a VERY real Satan!). One has to give both Lucifer and Lakoff some credit "for truth in labeling"; at least when they feel they are talking to their own.